![]() 02/26/2020 at 10:08 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Freakin’ chickens, man. Bear got into my sisters little hobby-size coop last night and one of the seven survivors simply will not be caught. Hiding out in brambles and hollies: good idea for avoiding bears, but...
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Sounds like an opportunity to score a bearskin rug.
![]() 02/26/2020 at 10:15 |
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“We’re here! We’re queer! We don’t want any more bears!”
![]() 02/26/2020 at 10:18 |
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That chicken knows how Owen Wilson felt
![]() 02/26/2020 at 10:28 |
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Bear:
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You need some bear repellent .
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The neighbor actually hunts bears, as do some people in my church. The latter, for meat. We have multiple potential bear countermeasures in the house. This bear may not have considered whomst he is bemessing withst.
![]() 02/26/2020 at 10:37 |
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We’re actually spoiled for options that way. One would assume the appropriate
Siberian way would be via the Mosin Nagant owned by the owner of said chickens.
![]() 02/26/2020 at 10:44 |
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Ummm queers LOVE bears
![]() 02/26/2020 at 10:51 |
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I always like the quick cuts to the chicken’s expression. Makes the whole bit work...
02/26/2020 at 10:54 |
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Dammit man! Why’d you have to put that commercial back into m y head?
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Pretty sure they are planning thier counter attack...
![]() 02/26/2020 at 11:00 |
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Thanks. Will immediately be shitposting this,
everywhere
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02/26/2020 at 11:00 |
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I watched Hot Shots! 1 and 2 on Starz this past weekend, probably for the first time in 15 years. Pretty impressive how well they’ve held up, especially now that I get some of the jokes I missed the 1st time round:
![]() 02/26/2020 at 11:06 |
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Lloyd Bridges is SOLID GOLD. I really like a lot of the little things that the movies do to build a mood, as well; like the long line of disaster/doom cliches that Deadmeat goes through on his way to the final flight.
![]() 02/26/2020 at 11:12 |
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Deleted scene from apocalypse now?
02/26/2020 at 11:13 |
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Or the parts of Admiral/President Benson that have been replaced, and where he lost them...
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The dog’s tongue/water glass bit...
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(note to self: don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to.)
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Too late now you’ll by haunted by your curiosity until you look it up
![]() 02/26/2020 at 11:53 |
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oh I know what it means, I just don’t “get” it.
![]() 02/26/2020 at 12:35 |
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Damn chickens - we raised a bunch growing up and I am not a fan of the birds. Better than Turkeys, they’re both dumb as a rock and mean. We did once have an awful rooster that would run off our dogs and would attack savagely when you went to retrieve eggs.
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Be sure to check out the rest of this dude’s videos.
Not every day you find a Japanese man, yodelling